First Shomrim meeting of 2011!!

President David Lewis commences with the first meeting of the year and delivers an award of appreciation to Lou Bornstein for his time and effort throughout the years.

Shomrim Member a Marlin Manatee!

When you go out to the ball park to see the Florida Marlins, look for South Florida Shomrim Society Vice President Michael Taussig on the field. Michael has joined the Marlin's Manatees, the male version of the Marlins cheerleading squad. Michael will be the one with the fire helmet and the big bushy mustache. Way to go Michael!

New Arrivals

Congratulations to Adrienne, Michael and Shoshana Bentolila on the arrival of Emma Rose Bentolila.

Paul Weiss announces the arrival of his granddaughter Emma who was born on August 8th. Emma weighs 8 pounds 7 ounces and is 20 1/2". Congratulations grandpa Paul!

Rhoda and Joe Halfon announce the arrival of their twin grandsons Aidan and Justin who were born on February 20th at 11:15 A.M. Mom and Dad are Michael and Amanda Halfon. They live in snowy Nyack, New York. Mazel Tov!

More Jewish Humor

>Moses died and went to heaven. God greets him at the Pearly Gates. "Are you hungry,Moses?" asks God. "I could eat," Moses replies.
>So God opens a can of tuna and reaches for a chunk of rye bread and they share it.
>While partaking of this humble meal, Moses looks down into Hell and sees the inhabitantsdevouring huge steaks, briskets, pheasants, pastries and wines.
>Curious but deeply trusting, he remains quiet.
>The next day God again invites Moses to join him for a meal.
>Again it's tuna and rye bread.
>And, again, Moses can see those denizens of Hell
>enjoying  Salmon, champagne, lamb, truffles, and chocolates.
>
>Still he says nothing. The following day, mealtime arrives and another can of tuna is opened.
>He can't contain himself any longer. Meekly, he says: "God, I am grateful to be here in heaven with You as a reward for the pious, obedient life I led.
>But herein heaven all I get to eat is tuna and a piece of rye bread, and in that 'other place' they all eat like emperors and kings! I just don't understand."
>
>God sighs. "Let's be honest," He says. "For just two people, does it pay to cook?

Welcome to BSO

Retired Pembroke Pines Captain Dan Rakofsky is now a Deputy Sheriff Reserve with the Broward Sheriff's Office. The county will benefit greatly from his experience, intelligence and charm.

After several outstanding years serving the community of Surfside Florida, Ted Arboleda has accepted a position as Deputy Sheriff with the Broward Sheriff's Office. We welcome you with open arms and expect that you will be a valuable asset to Broward County.