Why do I like retirement ?!?! Q: How many days per week? A: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday. Q: How many retiree's to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but may take the whole day. Q: Why retiree's don't mind being call Seniors? A: Term comes with 10% discount. Q: Retiree's formal attire? A: Tied shoes. Q: Why do retiree's count pennies? A: They are to only ones who have the time. Q: Term for someone who refuses to retire? A: Nuts Q: Best way to describe retirement A: The never ending coffee break. Q: Biggest advantage if a retiree goes back to school? A: If you cut classes, no one will call your parents. Q: Why retirees say they don't miss work but the people they worked with? A: They are too polite to tell the whole truth. Q: What do you do the whole week? A: Monday through Friday: Nothing. Saturday and Sunday rest.